The Devil

[Blackbeard]

Just minutes before the church services started the towns
people were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance,trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
away from this evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one
elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without
moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's
ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said,
"Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do".

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't" said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?"
asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man,
in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound,
horrifying, physical agony forever?"

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope."

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked,
"Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"


The man calmly replied, "Been married to your
sister for 45 years."

[Perfection]

Nice and real joke :lol:

[dav-zo-ku]

HaHa! laughed wif a bit of misunderstandin here n there, gd work anyway

[harem]

i like real Joke nerver

[suzie8]

ha ha quality that was good

[goodstuff.bizhat.com]

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match." The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life.

"Not to worry," said the Cardinal, "we'll call America and talk to Jack Nicklaus. We'll make him a Cardinal, he can play Shimon Peres... We can't lose!" Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made and, of course, Jack was honored and agreed to play.

The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of his success in the match. "I came in second, your Holiness," said Nicklaus.

"Second?!!" exclaimed the surprised Pope. "You came in second to Shimon Peres?!!"

"No," said Nicklaus, "second to Rabbi Woods."

[TCWorks]

lmao good one Blackbeard

[LoneRanger]

I like the lat line. Too good