Murphy Philosophy : All reasons why things go wrong.

Smile....tomorrow will be worse.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Don't lose heart.

Things get worse under pressure.

No mater how much you do, you'll never do enough.

Time is money.

What you don't do is always more important than what you do.

Those who can - do
Those who cannot - teach.

Three faithful things in life are money, a dog and an old woman.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.