Murphy Philosophy

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.
It takes longer to glue a vase together than to break one.
It takes longer to lose 'X' number of pounds than to gain the same.
Don't let your superiors know you're better than they are.
The client who pays the least complains the most.
Most projects require three hands.
Teamwork is essential. It allows you to blame someone else.

It it's green or it wriggles, it's Biology
If it stinks, it is Chemistry
If it doesn't work, it is Physics.

One man's error is another man's data.