Everybody lies; but doesn't matter, since nobody listens.

The secret of success is sincerity.

If you have a difficult task give it to a lazy man -
he will find an easier way to do it.

The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.

The mountain gets steeper as you get closer.

No matter where you go, there you are!.
It always takes longer to get there than to get back.

When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.

A 60 day warranty guarantees that the product will self destruct on the 61 st day.