Every organization has an allotted number of positions to be filled by misfits.

No matter how well you perform your job, a superior will seek to modify the results.

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.

The length of progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.

Where you sit depends on who you know.

As the economy gets better , everything else gets worse.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full public view.

Users don't know what they really want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The wise are pleased when they discover truth, fools when they discover falsehood.