Cheap and Nasty
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That�s a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That�s still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I�d like to see something really cheap and nasty."

The clerk handed him a mirror.


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"I never worry about action, but only about inaction"-sanils
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