[Momma Jokes]

**rossnoam** · 11-25-2007, 06:54 PM

Your Momma Jokes 1

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!

**BKnights** · 12-03-2007, 02:34 PM

lmfao your guys are freaks! hahaha

**falconcranelove** · 12-06-2007, 11:31 PM

Some of these were great! Just gotta add one or two to it.

Yo Momma so ugly she makes Quasimodo flinch!

Yo Momma so hated, they made the key to the city just to lock her in!

**kenwig** · 01-30-2008, 02:34 AM

yo mamma wears a mattress on her back!

**Smash Badger XII** · 02-27-2008, 07:59 PM

Yo momma is so hairy! they asked her to play chewbaca in starwars

**Jake12392** · 03-06-2008, 05:58 PM

Haha, made me laugh so much. :D

**Arrant Melancholy** · 03-10-2008, 01:18 AM

Your Mama gots a peg leg with a kickstand.. your mama so stupid she went to catch her flight and when she saw the sign that said Airport Left.. she went home...... Your mama so dumb she went to Dr Dre for her physical.... Your mama so fat her bathtub has stretch marks.... Your mama so ugly two guys broke in her house and she yelled out "RAPE!!" and they yelled back "NO!!!" hopefully these havent already been posted yet