Little Miss Muffet

[Paradise J]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey when along came a spider who sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away.

The President asked his military commander what frightened Miss Muffet away?

Commander: Second-strike capability, sir! That's what was lacking. If Miss Muffet had developed a second-strike capability instead of squandering her resources on curds and whey, no spider on earth would have dared launch a first strike capable of carrying him right to the heart of her tuffet. I am confident that Miss Muffet had adequate notice from experts that she could not afford both curds and whey and, at the same time, support an early-spider-warning system. Yet curds alone were not good enough for Miss Muffet. She had to have whey, too. Tuffet security must be the first responsibility of every diner.

[elemeno]

haha thats pretty good!