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  1. 08-06-2008, 09:21 AM #1
    anandrnair
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    Default MUNNA Bhai CIRCUIT JOKES

    PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

    MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.


    PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
    MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.


    MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
    MAMU: B.A.
    MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?


    CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
    MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.


    CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
    MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
    CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
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  2. 04-25-2010, 06:53 PM #2
    WOODAY
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    Lol funny =ddddddddddddddddddddddd
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  3. 05-24-2011, 11:15 AM #3
    shaz01057
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    Default Nice joke

    couple at pizza hut
    boy- darling kya khaogi..?
    girl- kadhi chawal...

    Moral - moral woral kuch nhi or le jao gao wali ko pizza hut me..;)
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