Sardar Jokes

[Friendz]

Sardar: Last night I saw an English movie .It had no scene nor no sound.
Friend Sardar: wow tell me the name of the movie. I too want to see it.
Sardar: Please Insert Disc.

[Friendz]

DIFFERENT SARDAR’S..
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1.Student Sardar: Me fail English!!!!! Thats Unpossible.
2.Police :we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Thief Sardar : Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
3.Father Sardar : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
4.Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.
Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.

[Friendz]

SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY..
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Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?
Sardar: 19th january.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

[Friendz]

TICKET TICKET..
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Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children. Conductor: yes only if they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god I have only 6 children

[Friendz]

SARDAR IN AMERICA..
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Three Sardarjis went for a tour to America.They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel.
After taking rest they started for a local visit.
While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.
After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30.
Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.
After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
“I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only”.
Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.
Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story.
The third one said,
“I forgot the room key which is on the manager’s table”.
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said,
” I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end”.
They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said,
” The keys were in my pocket only”.
With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.
After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said,
” I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only”.
Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:
“This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this…!!!”

[Friendz]

Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

[Friendz]

I want all my money
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A sardar wins the Texas lottery.
He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Our sardar says, “I want my $20 million now.”

The man replies, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”
The sardar replies, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it now.”
Again, the man repeats the explanation. The sardar, now furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my $20 back!”

[jobingege]

A sardar wins the Texas lottery.
He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. Our sardar says, “I want my $20 million now.”

The man replies, “No, sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”
The sardar replies, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it now.”
Again, the man repeats the explanation. The sardar, now furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my $20 back!”

[silverhawk2]

Gr8 jokes buddy :)

[LeifNisaan]

We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of
the most hard working prosperous and diversified communities in
the world.

My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to
share with you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.

During last vacation, my few friends went to Delhi . They rented a
taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys
being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to
tease the old man.

But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.

At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges.
The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one
rupee extra and said,

''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I
listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad
taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and
are yet to see the world. But I have one request. I am giving you
one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come
across in this or any other city.'



My friend continued,*** '**** ****That one rupee coin is still
with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere**.'



MORAL : The secret behind their universal success, is their
willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A
Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba,
put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry,............
but he will never beg on the streets.

Isn't this very thought provoking ???