Sardar Jokes

[Friendz]

sandwiches

Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
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[rameshxavier]

There was this news that 200 sardars are killed in a train accident at the station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen?


Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves, The announcement was misleading the train arrived on the track and you can see the result.

Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?

Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up.

[rameshxavier]

1. Sardar ji is buying a TV
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.

3- Sardar ji is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes

[Friendz]

Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

[grace55]

Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own marriage?
A:) To see his far reletavies.

A Sardar went to interview for a job in military…when he got to the Officer
Officer told him that new rules were in effect to check the education of candidates.
In order to get job 1must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 24 seconds in a year.

Officer said, "OK, Its okay the “Today and Tomorrow”, so your answer is correct.

But how did you get only 24 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd & 22nd, February 2nd & 22nd, March 2nd & 22nd, etc...."

[grace55]

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife?
Sit back. I will drive.”

[grace55]

Judge: Order! Order!
Sardar: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.
Judge: Shut up!
Sardar: Shut up nahi 7 up.