Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."

Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own marriage?
A:) To see his far reletavies.

A Sardar went to interview for a job in military…when he got to the Officer
Officer told him that new rules were in effect to check the education of candidates.
In order to get job 1must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 24 seconds in a year.

Officer said, "OK, Its okay the “Today and Tomorrow”, so your answer is correct.

But how did you get only 24 seconds in a year?"
The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd & 22nd, February 2nd & 22nd, March 2nd & 22nd, etc...."