General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret
Thatcher are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel
and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a
kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of
the tunnel. Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting
there looking perplexed. Vajpayee is bent over holding
his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
anything.
Thatcher is thinking: "These Indians are all crazy
after Madhuri. Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in
the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him."

Madhuri is thinking: "Vajpayee must have moved to kiss
me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped."

Vajpayee is thinking: "Damn it, Musharraf must have
tried to kiss Madhuri, she must have thought it was me
and slapped my face. "

Musharraf is thinking: "If this train goes through
another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and
slap Vajpayee again."