Funny S M S Messages

[grace55]

Without ur sms my weekdays are like

"Moodoutday"
"Tearsday"
"Wasteday"
"Thirstday"
"Frightday"
"Sufferday"
and
"Sadday"

[grace55]

Once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN

[divdal3]

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

[divdal3]

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

[divdal3]

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasms again!

[divdal3]

Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

[gokkasten]

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

[spartaksubotica]

when u see santaclose packing yourself in a bag, dont worry...he is just making my wish come true...U 4 MY GIFT

[decentsms]

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive


sms joke from : latest sms

[aeyrika]

haha so fun
thank you to share