Funny S M S Messages

**grace55** · 10-17-2008, 07:43 AM

Once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN

**Flapjack** · 11-15-2008, 12:13 PM

some real funny stuff here !! keep it up!!

**spartaksubotica** · 01-03-2009, 11:57 PM

when u see santaclose packing yourself in a bag, dont worry...he is just making my wish come true...U 4 MY GIFT

**decentsms** · 01-10-2009, 09:34 AM

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive

sms joke from : latest sms

**aeyrika** · 01-24-2009, 06:16 PM

haha so fun
thank you to share

**han_jie168** · 02-06-2009, 09:27 AM

son : television's programs are gives bad influences to us.

father : why it's go that way ?

son : becoz, everytime i changes the channel, i always got beat up by u

**emet** · 02-14-2009, 07:30 PM

lol:):)lololo

**divdal3** · 03-05-2009, 11:01 PM

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

**divdal3** · 03-05-2009, 11:02 PM

At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on