Hahahah.........

**vani** · 12-13-2009, 06:38 AM

One day a cowboy was out riding his horse when they came upon a rattlesnake. Suddenly the horse reared, So the cowboy pulled out his gun and pointed it at the snake.suddenly the snake spoke.
"Don't shoot!! If you don't shoot me I will grant you three wishes!"
The cowboy put away his gun and said " All right then, I want a face like Tom Cruz, a body like Arnold Swanzkaure, and sexual equipment like the horse that i am riding."
The horse looked at the cowboy and said "All right when you get back to your cabin you will have these three wishes."
So the cowboy spun his horse around and raced back to his cabin when he got there he ran inside and looked in the mirror. And he had a face likeTom Cruz, So then he ripped off his shirt and he had a body like Arnold. Getting really exicited he pulled down his pants and...
"Oh Shit I forgot I was ridding the mare!"

**shweta** · 12-14-2009, 02:17 PM

Teacher: who is a terrorist?
Student: terrorist is a tourist who celebrates diwali in our country. :)

**shweta** · 12-14-2009, 02:22 PM

MY WAY OF LIFE .
People Laugh Because i am Different, .
And i Laugh Because They Are All the Same, .
That's Called ‘ATTITUDE’…
“LIVE IT YOUR OWN WAY”

**shweta** · 12-14-2009, 02:25 PM

Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !

**annie** · 12-15-2009, 05:34 AM

Nice joke :)

**shweta** · 12-25-2009, 04:19 PM

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

**TSSGabe** · 01-04-2010, 02:34 PM

Nice jokes shweta :D

**sherlyk** · 01-04-2010, 04:28 PM

Good Joke...........shwethaaaa :)

**shweta** · 01-05-2010, 07:22 AM

If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.

**shweta** · 01-05-2010, 07:32 AM

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."