Kids Jokes {Part 2} Girl Jokes -- Clean & Cute

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Sandra and Simon were arguing furiously over the breakfast table.
'Oh, you're stupid!' shouted Simon.
'Simon!' said their father, 'that's quite enough of that ! Now say you're sorry.'
'All right,' said Simon. 'Sandra, I'm sorry you're stupid!'

[bizzarewd]

mod, my stock of sister jokes is over..
please start another category now..
by the way, i am having some doubts abt this forum, even if i had visited a lot of another forums..
can we IM on yahoo now?

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bizzarewd, If you have any doubts, please Private message me to

http://forums.bizhat.com/privmsg.php?mode=post&u=54408

I will clear your doubts..

As per your request, I am starting another section now..

[sreerag16.bizhat.com]

As I u suggested me through pm , im starting Girl Friend Jokes

Girlfriends
Love them or hate them !

Why did the jelly fish's leave him ?
He stung her into action.

What did the executioner say to his girlfriend ? Only thirty chopping days to Christmas !

First man: My girlfriend eats like a bird.
Second man: You mean you hardly eats a thing ?
First man: No, she eats slugs and worms.

[bizzarewd]

thanks mod..
im posting now..


GIRL FRND JOKES
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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

Doctor, Doctor, my girlfriend thinks she's a duck.
You'd better bring her in to see me straight away.
I can't do that, she's already flown south for the winter.

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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

Doctor, Doctor, my girlfriend thinks she's a duck.
You'd better bring her in to see me straight away.
I can't do that, she's already flown south for the winter.

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Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to the other.
'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But, U'm going to miss her terribly.'

A man who forgets his girlfriend's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

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Freddie had persuaded Amanda to marry him, and was formally asking her father for his permission. 'Sir,' he said, 'I would like to have your daughter for my wife.'
'Why can't she get one of her own ?' asked Amanda's father

Do you think, Professor that my girlfriend should take up the piano as a career ?
No, I think she should put down the lid as a favour.

Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?

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My girlfriend has a slight impediment in her speech. Every so often, she has to stop to breathe.

First cannibal: My girlfriends a tough old bird.
Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

'What's your new perfume called ?' a young man asked his girlfriend.
'High Heaven,' she replied.
'I asked what it was called, not what it smell to !

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James: I call my girlfriend Peach.
John: Because she's beautiful.
James: No, because she's got a heart of stone.

A monster walked into a store selling dress fabrics and said, 'I'd like six yards of pink satin for my girlfriend.'
'It's satin, sir, not Satan,' said the clerk. 'Satan is something that looks like the devil.'
'Oh,' said the monster, ' you know my girlfriend ?'