Adult Jokes (A)

[shirionforum]

hahah funny

[blackhand117]

A dad and his daughter were in the garden when she spotted a spider
"dad what's that?" he said "that's a daddy long leg" so she asked
"are there mommy long legs" and he said "no I don't think so" then
she lifted her foot and stepped on the spider and said "We won't
have any of this in our garden!"

[Orisis]

hahaha so funny

[nomkhonwaan]

LOL have funny. :D:D

[serbia]

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?v Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[XGClan]

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."

[XGClan]

Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Huntin".

4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

[medoamer]

Thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[recavisa]

A woman goes to the dentist, sits on the chair and spreads out her legs. The dentist says 'Excuse me, madam, but the gynecologist is on the second floor, I'm a dentist' and the woman replies 'Listen, you put my husband's teeth on, you get them out!'

[ShopiaPhera]

There is nothing bad if your wife agrees to do it for you. It strengthens the love and bond between you. It is really important to satisfy your husband. However, don't do call your wife a cocksucker later on, it will shake her faith in you and she will become angry..