Funny S M S Messages

[aeyrika]

haha so fun
thank you to share

[han_jie168]

son : television's programs are gives bad influences to us.


father : why it's go that way ?


son : becoz, everytime i changes the channel, i always got beat up by u

[emet]

lol:):)lololo

[scrup]

john 3:16- god gave away his only begoden son...."that is how we know jesus was black"

ps. got mighta created men 1st, but he sure did outdo himeslf on a fine job on the woman ;)


"love, peace, and everything good"

[cyberslime]

"I think I was born to be a doctor, because whenever I see you, I just feel like taking your clothes off"

[filisfigo]

☻20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

☻A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

☻Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

☻At this moment i have a déjÃ* vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

[rotem42]

The last joke is very good

[bethhanerasmus]

Lol this is hilarious...

[coopscohen]

The Last Joke Was Funny

[rubinj]

nice share :)