Hahahah.........

[shweta]

Long back..

Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called “SAINTS”
But now they are called….
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“IT professionals/ Logistics Professionals”

[shweta]

Types of woman

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!

[siwabhorn]

ha ha good joke

[rehna85]

Its very nice jokes...

[shweta]

Alcohol contain female hormones.
Proof: Men gain weight,
talk unnecessarily,
become extra emotional &
stupid, start fighting without any reason

[shweta]

Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!

[shweta]

Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?
Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?
Man: My wife...

[hggaba]

crazyyyy
awesome

[shweta]

Robin: Oh God! Please make Mumbai the capital of India
Mother: But why son?
Robin: Because that is what I wrote in my test paper

[izwktbhbzff8]

funny hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh