a good joke

[ftvfatboy]

On their 40th wedding anniversary, Kanjibhai and Rupaben
summed up the reason for their long and happy
marriage.

Kanjibhai said, "I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no "I"
in the word 'marriage.'

Rupaben said, "For my part, I have never corrected my husband's spelling."

[ftvfatboy]

Hi guys,

Who said english is easy?

Fill the blank with a simple yes or no.

---- I don't have a brain.

[ftvfatboy]

LAW's on SEX

1. The more beautifull the woman is who loves
you, the easier
it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if
it's
offered take it, because it'll never be quite the
same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and
causes the most
amout of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what
people
think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many
inches you are
going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the
street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts
and minds will
follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him,
she
usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than
yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a
man are usually
the same ones she can't stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty on if it's done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of the month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all woman are
beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had
it, chances
are you won't either.
21. Sow your wild oats on saturday night -- then
on sunday
pray for crop failure.
22. The younger the better.
23. The game of love is never called off on
account of darkness.
24. It is not the apple on the tree but the pair
on the ground
that caused the trouble in the garden.
25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the
ugly.
26. B4 I 4Q R U 18?
27. Before you find your handsome prince, you've
got
to kiss a lot of frogs.
28. There may be some things better than sex, and
some things
worse than sex.
But there is nothing exactly like sex.
29. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
30. Love is a hole in the heart.
31. If the effort that went in research on the
female bosom
had gone into our space program, we would now be
running hot-dog stands on
the moon.
32. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a
matter of of physics.
33. Do it only with the best.
34. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some
old-fashioned
four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
35. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
36. You cannot produce a baby in one month by
impregnating
nine woman.
37. Love is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
38. It is better to have loved and lost than
never to have
loved at all.
39. Thou shalt not commit adultry.... unless in
the mood.
40. Never lie down with a woman who's got more
troubles
than you.
41. Abstain from wine, woman, and song; mostly
song.
42. Never ague with a woman when she's tired --
or rested.
43. A woman never forgets the men she could have
had; a man,
the woman he couldn't.
44. What matters is not the length of the wand,
but the magic
in the stick.
45. It is better to be looked over than over
looked.
46. Never say no.
47. A man can be happy with any woman as long as
he doesn't
love her.
48. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all
jumps.
49. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the
bone.
50. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.

51. A man is only a man, But a good bicycle is a
ride.
52. Love comes in spurts.
53. The world does not revolve on an axis.
54. Sex is one of the nine reasons for
reincarnation; the
other eight are unimportant.
55. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are
thinking.
56. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
57. There is no difference between a wise man and
a fool when
they fall in love.
58. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
59. Love is the delusion that one woman differs
from another.
60. 'This won't hurt I promise.'

[ezgi]

oh these are so good. i feel better now :)

[CalumHunter]

lol, i couldnt sotp laughing after i raad it