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Hey after the gif image changes when you count it appears to be 13 isnt it ?

It looked like 13 to me ... but sorry if it is a flop joke

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Photo in men's loo !!

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The 90/10 Principle
Author: Stephen Covey Management Guru
Have you read this before?
Discover the 90/10 Principle. It will change your life (at least the way you react to situations). What is this principle?

10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react. What does this mean?

We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off in traffic. We have no control over this 10%. The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%.

How? By your reaction. You cannot control a red light., but you can control your reaction. Don't let people fool you; YOU can control how you react.

Let's use an example.
You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just happened. What happens when the next will be determined by how you react.You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over.

She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work.

You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit. After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse. You look forward to coming home, When you arrive home, you find small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter.

Why? Because of how you reacted in the morning. Why did you have a bad day?

A) Did the coffee cause it?
B) Did your daughter cause it?
C) Did the policeman cause it?
D) Did you cause it?

The answer is " D".

You had no control over what happened with the coffee.
How you reacted in those 5 seconds is what caused your bad day. Here is what could have and should have happened.

Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry. You gently say, "It's ok honey, you just need, to be more careful next time". Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs. After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You arrive 5 minutes early and cheerfully greet the staff. Your boss comments on how good the day you are having.

Notice the difference?
Two different scenarios. Both started the same. Both ended different.

Why? Because of how you REACTED.
You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction.

Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle.
If someone says something negative about you, don't be a sponge. Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don't have to let the negative comment affect you! React properly and it will not ruin your day. A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out , etc.

How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic? Do you lose your temper? Pound on the steering wheel? A friend of mine had the steering wheel fall off)
Do you curse? Does your blood pressure skyrocket? Do you try and bump them? WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work? Why let the cars ruin your drive?
Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry about it.

You are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job.The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day. Why take out your frustration on the flight attendant? She has no control over what is going on. Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger.
Why get stressed out? It will just make things worse. Now you know the 90-10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it.

The 90-10 principle is incredible. Very few know and apply this principle.

The result? Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress, trials, Cholostrole, problems and heartache.

We all must understand and apply the 90/10 principle.

It CAN change your life!!!

[kiransmiles]

Apple's New Transperant Laptops

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It's a Software Engineer's wedding Invitation!

[ftvfatboy]

stop posting for sometime.
i tnk it may be a good section but not in computer forum but in jokes forum

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[How guys select the girl they want to marry.....

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> A man is dating three women and wants to decide

which to marry.

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> He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman

a present of $5,000

and watches to see what they do with the money.

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> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy

beauty salon, gets

her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several

new

> outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She

tells him that she

has done this to be more attractive for him because

she loves him so

much.

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> The man is impressed.

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> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

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> She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some

new gizmos for his

computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents

these gifts, she

> tells him that she has spent all the money on him

because she loves him

so much.

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> Again, the man is impressed.

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> The third invests the money in the stock market.

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> She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him

back his $5000 and

reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

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> She tells him that she wants to save for their

future because she loves

him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

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> The man thought for a long time about what each

woman had done with the

money.

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> Guess which lady he chose to marry




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He married the most beautiful

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.Men are Men,!!!

[kiransmiles]

1. Pursue Achievable Goals



2. Keep A Genuine Smile



3. Share with Others




4. Help Thy Neighbors




5. Maintain a Youthful Spirit




6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor,
the Beautiful, & the Ugly




7. Keep Cool Under Pressure




8 . Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor




9. Forgive the Annoyance of Others




10. Have a Few Pals




11. Cooperate and Reap Greater Rewards




12. Treasure Every Moment
with Your Loved Ones




13. Have High Confidence in Yourself




14. Respect the Disadvantaged




15. Indulge Yourself Occasionally




16. Surf the Net at Leisure




17. Take Calculated Risks




18. Understand "Money Isn't Everything"

[ftvfatboy]

pics are very funny.
tnks for posting good stuff like this

[kiransmiles]

Why God made Pets
They help out around the house...
They protect our children ...
They look out for the smaller ones ...
They show us how to relax .
They "converse" with each other
They are help when you're down .
they are great at decorating for the Holidays
They have "great" expectations
They are Patriotic .
They are happy to "test" the water ..
They love their "teddies"
They know who's "BOSS" .
AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!


















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