Jokes threaD

[vu2phv.bizhat.com]

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say

[vu2phv.bizhat.com]

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in
US!!!


A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some
Basic English conversation training before he visits
Washington and meets president Bill Clinton


The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you
shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how
are you'. Then Clinton should say,"I am fine, and
you?" Now you should say 'me too'.Afterwards we,
translators, will do all the work for you."

It looks quite simple, but the truth is....When Mori
met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You?".
Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react
with humour: "Well, I am Hilary's husband, haha...."

Then Mori replied confidently "Me too,hahaha.." Then
there was a long silence in the meeting room .......

[indianbaba]

The immediate update to my post is a repost. Have to read the next update.

[indianbaba]

Thanks for deleting the first post. U could have edited that.

[Sasha~x3]

Haha. X'3

Total gigglefit. =}

[ypsfreaks]

For Chinese Viewers only
Xiong Mao [Panda] is trouble with a serious headache.
Do you know what is it?
Clue: It has got something to do with it'self

Ans: Panda [Xiong Mao] doesn't know whether they are the cat [Mao] species or bear [xiong] species