Kids Jokes {Part 2} Girl Jokes -- Clean & Cute

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There was a young girl...
Funny limericks and poetry

There was a young lady from Hyde
who ate some green apples and died.
The apples fermented
inside the lamented
and made cider inside her inside.

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Our favourite teacher, Miss Rockey,
wanted to train a jockey.
But, sad to recall,
she grew far too tall.
So now she teaches us hockey.

There was a young girl from Hyde
who fell down a hole and died.
Her unfortunate mother
tripped up on another
and now they're interred side by side.

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There was a young cannibal from Kew
whose girlfriend said. 'I'll be true,
but please understand
that along with my hand
the rest of me come with it, too'

A javelin thrower called Vicky
found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
she just couldn't let go -
making judging the distance quite tricky.

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There was a young lady one fall
who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
and burned her entire
front page, sporting section and all.

There was a young lady from Niger,
who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
with the lady inside,
and the smile on the face of the tiger.

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There once was a lady named Perkins
who simply doted on gherkins
they were so nice
she ate too much spice
and pickled her internal workins.

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There once was a lady named Lynn
who was so uncommonly thin,
that when she assayed
to drink lemonade,
she slipped through the straw and fell in.

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There once was a man from Great Britain
who interrupted two girls at their knittin'.
Said he with a sigh,
'That park bench, well I
just painted it right where you've sittin.'

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A pretty young lady called Splatt
was mistaken one day for a cat
by a man called Van Damm
who made pets into jam -
and now she's spread out rather flat.

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There was a young maid from Madras
who had a magnificent ass;
not rounded and pink,
as you probably think -
it was grey, had long ears and ate grass.

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A lady from Florence called Nella
had a dog that was such a good smeller
it could sniff out a meal
from as far as Lille,
and if it was nice it would tell her.