Kids Jokes {Part 2} Girl Jokes -- Clean & Cute

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'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?'
'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.'

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As he was walking along the street the minister saw a little girl trying to reach a high door knocker. Anxious to help, he went over to her. 'Let me do it, dear,' he said, rapping the knocker vigorously.
'Great,' said the little girl. 'Now run like hell !'

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A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.
'Would you like a cherry on the top ?' asked the waitress.
'No, thanks,' said the girl, 'I'm on a diet !'

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Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars.
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy monster: Yes, its green and wrinkly !

Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ?
She was pretty ugly

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Did you hear about the Eskimo teacher who was reciting Little Jack Horner to her class of five year olds ? She'd got as far as 'Little Jack Horner sat in the corner' when one little girl put up her hand and said, 'Please, Miss, what's a corner ?'

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What did one magician say to another ?
Who was that girl I saw you with last night ?

First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ?
Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !

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What did the Eskimo school boy say to the Eskimo school girl ?
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this ?

She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.

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'I beg your pardon,' said the man, returning to his seat in the theatre, 'but did I step on your toe as I went out ?'
'You certainly did,' the girl replied.
'Oh good,' said the man, 'that means I'm in the right row!'

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Roger was in a very full bus when a fat girl opposite said, 'If you were a gentleman, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down.'
'And if you were a lady,' replied Roger, 'you'd stand up and let four people sit down.

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First girl: Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new hat.
Second girl: Oh, so that's where you get them

How do you poison a girl with a pair of scissors ?
Give her arseanick.