Kid Jokes........{ Clean & Cute }

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A whale liked to eat portions double.
Nothing he ate gave him trouble.
But he just couldn't cope
with tow bars of soap
and he now blows a whale of a bubble.

There was an old man in a barge
whose nose was exceedingly large;
But in fishing by night,
it supported a light,
which helped that old man in a barge.

There was an old baker of Rye
who was baked by mistake in a pie.
To the household's disgust
he emerged through the crust
and exclaimed, with a yawn, 'where am I?'

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Terrible Twisted Tongue Twisters about Boys

United States twin-screw steel cruisers.

Eight gray geese gazing gaily into Greece.

Red leather, yellow leather.

A big blue bucket of blue blueberries.

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A twister of twist once twisted a twist, and the twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist. Now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist, the twist that untwisted would untwist the twist.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

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Thin sticks, thick bricks.

Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran.

Bobby beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.

Old Dunn, yound Dunn and old Dunn's son.

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Some more stuff too............

Will be posting the remaing tongue twisters in this thread itself

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The wild wind whipped walt from the wharf.

The architect was extraordinarily efficient and effective and excitedly explored the excavations envincing exaggerated exuberance.

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Once upon a barren morr there dwelt a bear, also a boar. The bear could not bear the boar, the boar thought the bear a bore. At last the bear could bear no more of that boar that bored hime on the moor. And so one morn he bored the boar - that boar will bore the bear no more!

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If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships, how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock ?

One hundred air-inhaling elephants.

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Dashing Daniel defied David to deliver Dora from the dawning danger.

Yound Dunn, will be Dunn, when old Dunn's done.