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[omrivaknin9]

nice 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[royalina]

Likhe jo KHAT tuje Wo teri YAD me Sare k sare PAPA ne padh liye.............



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[ReinaFery]

nice joke..

[joya123]

All the sms are very nice...specially santa joke..i like it....

[Garazhinis]

Nice joke i like it

[Leo Musgrave]

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''

[Abiahheign]

Hi I found this really funny jokes, here it goes:
Perhaps you've heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince the man he was still alive.
Nothing seemed to work.
Finally the doctor tried one last approach. He took out his medical books and proceeded to show the patient that dead men don't bleed. After hours of tedious study, the patient seemed convinced that dead men don't bleed.
"Do you now agree that dead men don't bleed?" the doctor asked.
"Yes, I do," the patient replied.
"Very well, then," the doctor said.
He took out a pin and pricked the patient's finger. Out came a trickle of blood.
The doctor asked, "What does that tell you?"
"Oh my goodness!" the patient exclaimed as he stared incredulously at his finger ... "Dead men do bleed!!"

[silentferdz]

Doctor tells a Santa: U have brain tumour!
Santa: Yesss! Jumps in joy.
Doctr: Why r u so happy?
Santa: It proves that I have a brain.

[silentferdz]

Flying Off the Handle
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes, "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything ..." He returns her gaze, "Anything?" "Anything." His voice softens, "Anything?" "Anything," she repeats again. His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you ... study?"

[wesvcemca]

santa bunks office and goes to home,he saw her wife with his boss..he running back to office and says "thnks god boss ne dekha hota to padka jata"