Kids Jokes {Part 2} Girl Jokes -- Clean & Cute

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'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl to the fortune-teller.
'That's very expensive,isn't it ?'
'Next!'

Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth ?
Angela: I don't know, Sir.
Teacher: Come on, Angela, it has something to do with an apple.
Angela: Granny Smith !

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'Those currant buns you sold me yesterday had three cockroaches in them,' a girl complained over the phone to the baker.

'Sorry about that,' said the baker. 'If you bring the cockroaches back I'll give you the three currants I owe you.'

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After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen.
'I didn't think much of the knife-thrower, did you ?' said Geoff.

Why did the girl take a load of hay to bed ?
To feed her nightmare.

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A girl just back from the United States was telling her friends about the trip.
'When my brother first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile,' she said.
'Why, was he disappointed with the view ?'
'No, he fell over the edge !'

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Belinda: James told me last night that he'd met the most beautiful girl in the world.
Barbara: Oh, dear, I'm sorry. I thought he was going to marry you

What is a myth ?
A female moth !

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What do young female monsters do at parties ?
They go around looking for edible bachelors !

This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.

Why did the small werewolf bite the girl's ankle ?
Because he couldn't reach any higher.

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A girl walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a frog for my brother.'
'Sorry,' said the shopkeeper, 'we don't do part exchange !'

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The garbage men were just about to leave the street when a girl came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.
'Am I too late for the garbage ?' she called.
'No,' replied one of the men, 'jump right in !'

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Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?
Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough

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An irate girl burst into the baker's shop and said: 'I sent my brother in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound . I suggest you check your scales.'
The baker replied, 'my dear, I suggest you weigh your brother !'

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer ?
A fair cop !