Drinking jokes

[gen-2]

A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him:
- You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while.
- Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.

[gen-2]

On a narrow mountain road a man sees a police car driving uphill backwards.
- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?
- Because we are not sure that we will find a place to make a u-turn on the top of the mountain.
After one hour the same man sees the same police car driving downhill backwards again.
- But guys, why are you driving backwards again?
- We found a place to make a u-turn up there.

[gen-2]

In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO"

[revinamozaic]

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Keep sharing.
Cheers

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thanx dear friend

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[hk999]

a reporter talk to a guy who has been married for 50 years!
reporter: congratulation, where did you go on your 25th anniversary
- we went to china
reporter: where are you going for 50th anniversary?
- i'm going to china to pick her up!!!! :lol:

[johnatann]

Ha hahahahahaha! REally funny jokes =)

[xite-line]

HAHA great XD
i loved it very much!!!!!
keep on making them!
waiting for more!!!!!!!
:D

[songthai]

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[harmonica]

Eastern Airlines recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.

Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"

[harem]

What is a Frog's Favorite Drink?
ANSWER: CROCK-A-COLA

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