Drinking jokes

[guidocg]

a joke!

kid: mom, I in the shcool kids call me bigfoot.
mom: don't listen to them you are beautifull, now, move your shoes in the garage that daddy wants to enter the car.

[ftvfatboy]

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[COPTICCIN]

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[Blakemaster]

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[bajjuri_6]

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[jrrm2]

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[jattworld.s4.bizhat.com]

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[esailing]

Management Principles
When blue collar workers go out together on a weekend they talk about football.

When middle management are together, they talk about tennis.

Top management discusses golf.

Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls.

[gen-2]

A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him:
- You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while.
- Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.

[gen-2]

On a narrow mountain road a man sees a police car driving uphill backwards.
- Hi guys. Why are you driving backwards?
- Because we are not sure that we will find a place to make a u-turn on the top of the mountain.
After one hour the same man sees the same police car driving downhill backwards again.
- But guys, why are you driving backwards again?
- We found a place to make a u-turn up there.