Drinking jokes

[gen-2]

In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP".
When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO"

[revinamozaic]

you are rocking the jokes forum.
Keep sharing.
Cheers

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thanx dear friend

u r wellcome :D

[hk999]

a reporter talk to a guy who has been married for 50 years!
reporter: congratulation, where did you go on your 25th anniversary
- we went to china
reporter: where are you going for 50th anniversary?
- i'm going to china to pick her up!!!! :lol:

[johnatann]

Ha hahahahahaha! REally funny jokes =)

[xite-line]

HAHA great XD
i loved it very much!!!!!
keep on making them!
waiting for more!!!!!!!
:D

[songthai]

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[harmonica]

Eastern Airlines recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.

Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"

[harem]

What is a Frog's Favorite Drink?
ANSWER: CROCK-A-COLA

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[kontempory]

nice one!

i'll give it a try:

what runs in the forest and shoots with a machine gun?

..

Rambi!

(Rambo + Bambi..)

[shihab1919]

SOME MORE JOKES !
A Priest and three nuns were out playing golf. Since the priest was the
better golfer, he went first.
The priest stepped up to the tee and hit the ball, which landed right in
the sand trap. The priest slammed his club down and yelled, "Goddamn
it, I missed!"
The nuns were shocked and said, "Father you mustn't say that, you'll
incur
the wrath of God!"
The priest went over and hit the ball, which landed five feet away in
the
sand trap, the priest said, "Goddamn it I missed again!"
Again the nuns warned him, "Father, you mustn't say that, you'll make
Godangry."
The priest whacked the ball again, this time it flew straight up in the
air and landed at his feet. The priest stomped his feet and yelled, "
Goddamn it! I missed again!!"
Just as the nuns were about to warn him again, a bolt of lightening came
down from the sky and killed one of the nuns...
>From above a thundering voice said, "GODDAMN IT!! I MISSED AGAIN!!!"