Drinking jokes

[shihab1919]

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

[shihab1919]

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer:
"Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: " Billionaire"

[shihab1919]

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or
my body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor

[bigkat]

a drunk goes into a zoo and looks at a rather fat zebra and says "tell the republicans and the emocrats to stop fuckin...their children are horrific."

[Nonamer98]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "you know there's a beer named after you?" The grasshopper says, "Why would anyone want to name a beer 'Bob?'" :lol: :lol: :lol:

[hoovhearted]

Is it sad that I feel all of you are making these alcoholic jokes at me? :(

[aeyrika]

So fun ^^
thanks

[gokkasten]

The third parishioner entered and began, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have engaged in anal sex." The janitor consulted his chart, but could find neither "Anal Sex" nor "Sex, Anal". He began to get worried. He looked out of the confessional and spied an altar walking by. He motioned the boy over. In a hushed voice, he said "Tell me something kid, what does the priest give for anal sex?". The altar boy looked him quizzically and said, "Well, two twinkies and a glass of milk."

[IronMaiden]

hahaha dear lord

[scrup]

theese jokes are quite ......sick