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    Well after 10 mins
    I translated the joke


    There was an interview for a salesman post.There was one boy who went for that interview
    and he dint knew english and hence was rejected
    Ladke ne manager se kaha, aapko sale se matlab hona chahiye angrezi se kya? aap mujhe chance dein,
    agar sale badh jaye to salary dena nahi to hata dena.
    (Ur concern shud b to the sales, and not that I dunno english. Plz give me a chance
    if ur sale increases then give me salary else don)
    manager agreed and kept that boy on the job

    then wat the sales started to increase 4m next dat twice then thrice. When the owner
    of the showromm came to know about this he was surprised and sed to manager that he
    wanna meet that boy. The owner went to the showroom and from a distance he saw wat the boy
    was doin. He was sellin a fishin-rod

    The boy sold the fishin-rod. The customer asks for the cost. He sez Rs.800
    and he saw the shoes of the customer. Then sed "u'll wear this costly shoes for the
    fishin???, Instead buy sports shoes." Customer then buys sports shoes. Then sed
    "U'll hav to sit in the hot sun near the lake. So buy a CAP". Customer buys the CAP
    Then sed "U may hav to wait long. So y not get some eatables". Customer buys some
    eatables then. Again the boy sez "U'll hav to keep the fishes somewhere. So take a basket."
    Customer takes the basket and makes the bill to Rs.2000

    The owner is very happy on the boy now. He calls him and sez "U r increadible.
    The customer came for buyin fishin rod and u sold many other things also."

    The boy then answers
    "The customer came to buy "Carefree sanitary pack". I sed wat u'll do in the 4 dez
    Go for fishin then"
    I hope u laugh after that

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    Great joke.
    Thanks for the translation Guttu.

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    Hats off guttu.Thanx for taking the trouble

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    No problem guys
    dats a simple job

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