Sardar Jokes

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• Boss : Where were you born ?
  sardar : Punjab.
  Boss : which part ?
  sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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• 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.

Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.
Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”

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The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire; they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing. Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back. :)

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Punjabi Sardar Jokes

Sardar di sali:

jija ji 500 rupe deo aglay haftay dawan gi.
sardar:tu 1500 le,

per hune dey…..

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Sardar: Last night I saw an English movie .It had no scene nor no sound.
Friend Sardar: wow tell me the name of the movie. I too want to see it.
Sardar: Please Insert Disc.

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DIFFERENT SARDAR’S..
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1.Student Sardar: Me fail English!!!!! Thats Unpossible.
2.Police :we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Thief Sardar : Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
3.Father Sardar : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try
4.Patient Sardar: In my dreams monkey play football every night.
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight.
Patient Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow because tonight is Final.

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SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY..
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Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?
Sardar: 19th january.
Interviewer: which year?
Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

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TICKET TICKET..
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Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children. Conductor: yes only if they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god I have only 6 children