Hahahah.........

[shweta]

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone...

He said, Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.

Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Dont discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife... What did the doctor say?

You are going to die, she replied.

[rameshxavier]

One day Santa Singh goes to hunt in the jungle there he sees a tiger. As he is about to shoot the tiger.
The tiger says "Stop".
Can't you see the board there.
Shocked by this Santa sees it was written "shooting is a crime".
Ashamed Santa throws the gun.
Instantly the tiger picks it up and says now I will shoot you.
Stunned santa says "Why?. Now you cant read whats written there".
"NO" says the tiger "I am illiterate".

[rameshxavier]

A person dies.relatives of person wants to have a photo of a dead person. they called photographer and tell him to click photo. whenever he gets ready to click photo, relatives of expired person starting beating him.the reason is that before clicking,he asked the dead body-"SMILE PLEASE".

[shweta]

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just cant face each other, but they still stay together!!!

[shweta]

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on

They are supposed to help you solve problems, but halfthe time they are the problem.

They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

[shweta]

5 reasons why India succeeds at 20-20 format and regularly fails in cricket ODIs and tests.

The average Indian movie lasts 3 hours and so this form of the game makes the Indian player feel right at home.

Indians play better when they know they are paid the same for doing lesser than usual.

Indians hold their nerve in shorter versions of anything!!!

Indians are better when the premium is on speed of scoring rather than the size of their score!!

Indians succeed when the climax is not that far away from the start!!!

[rijos]

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just cant face each other, but they still stay together!!!

hahahhahah.......GREAT JOKE dear

[shweta]

Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !

[rehna85]

Its meaning ful, a lover can only says that

[Fantasier]

Hahaha, Very fun. I love it!