Crazy jokes

[joya123]

Very nice thread...I learn lots of thing over here...

[francisfred]

really funny, loved the third one.... it made my day

[syed2011]

Loud, mad, or sad

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Fresh And funny !

[johanrocky]

ya i love my friendship and first friendship then next all my life.....

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[simba1211]

wow,

this page has made my day, I am sharing a few on my fb status

[Tagathe]

　　An American actress came to China for the first time. One day when she was looking for her new Chinese friend after a performance, she came across an anxious Chinese who had always wanted to practice his English with native speakers, but had never found the chance. When he saw the actress, he went up and exchanged greetings, then started his practice.

　　“How old are you?”

　　“I’m sorry. Please don’t ask a lady about her age,” the actress said uneasily.

　　“How much do you earn each month?” the Chinese tried hard to recall this sentence from his textbook.

　　“Sorry again. We don’t feel like telling others about that either, “ she again refused to answer.

　　“Have you had lunch?” the Chinese tried again to show his traditional way of greeting.

　　“No, are you planning to treat me to a meal?’ she asked in surprise.

[Tagathe]

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

[tk-hassan]

So two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That'll be twenty dollars, lads." "Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other.