Kids Jokes {Part 2} Girl Jokes -- Clean & Cute

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Sister, Sister
Lots more trouble than brothers, aren't they ?
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Big brother: That planet up there is Mars.
Little sister: Then that other one must be Pa's.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed ?
Son: I couldn't find a spider.

Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

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Did you hear about the boy who saw a witch riding on a broomstick ? He said, 'what are you doing on that ?'
She replied, 'my sister's got the vacuum cleaner.'

Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?
Because she felt like killing time.

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Witch: Doctor, Doctor, my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible.
Doctor: Which sister

Why did your sister separate the thread from the needle ?
Because the needle had something in it's eye.

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Why did your sister wear a wet shirt all day ?
Because the label said, 'Wash and Wear.'

Why did your sister spend two weeks in a revolving door ?
Because she was looking for the doorknob.

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Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?

Why did your sister pitch the tent of top of the stove ?
Because she wanted a home on the range

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Brother: What happened to you ?
Sister: I fell while I was riding.
Brother: Horseback ?
Sister: I don't know. I'll find out when I get back to the barn.

Why does your sister pick up soap bubbles and put them to her ear ?
Because she like's soap operas.

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Brother: Did you put the cat out ?
Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

Why does your sister not like peanuts ?
Has anyone ever seen a skinny elephant ?

Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?
Sister: Man-eating sharks.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?
Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why couldn't your sister spell Mississippi when the teacher asked her ?
Because she didn't know if she meant the river or the state.

Sister: What goes up but never comes down ?
Brother: Your age.

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Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat.
Maureen: Why ?
Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.

Your sister's boyfriend certainly has staying power. In fact, he never leaves.