Tintu Mon Joks

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Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!

[rameshxavier]

Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….

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Tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
Tintumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…

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Tintumon in medical shop:
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…

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Tintumonum,Dundumolum bike yathrayil
Dundumol:onnu pathukke pokunne…enikku pediyaakunnu
Tintumon:pediyundengil enne pole kannadachu irunnal mathi.

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SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”

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Tintumon examil onnum kittathayappol peparil

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Ithu pole barcode varachittu adiyil ezhuthi
“Scratch gently to read the answer “

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Teachr: “Bharya’yude ormakayi shajahan
‘TAJ MAHAL’ panithu”
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Tintum0an: Alla, njan onnu chothichotte ,
iyaal ithra valiya maravikaaran aayirunno ?

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Breaking news

Chandranil vellam matramalla thimingalam,kadalaama,sravu thudangiya jeevikalum ullatay kanunnu-NASA

Tintumon: Pavam..NASAKu ariyillallo ROCKET Arabikadalil veena karyam

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Chicken Biriyani kazhichittu cinema kaanaan poya Tintumon veetil madangi vannu.

Tintumon : “Ini orikalum cinema kanan chicken thinnittu kerilla”

Didumol : “Enthu patti ?”

Tintumon : “Vayattilulla kozhi vare koovi …”

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“MBBS” passaya Tintumon adhyamaayi operation cheyyan thudangumbol daivathod prarthichu:
“Joly kittiyathinte 1st gift itha njan angot ayakkunnu.
sweekarikkane.”

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Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

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“Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth”-kamala surayya
“Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth”-TINTU മോന്*

[beatme]

nice 2 meet u all

[sherlyk]

[rameshxavier]

Tintumon tourinu pokumbol tintumonte
petti kallan thattiparichukondu poyi

a man:hello thankalude peeti thattikondu
poyi ennittu thankal chirikkunno
tintumon:aliya pettiyude thakkol ente
kayyilanu


Tintumonte girl frienD: njan lokathile ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyal nee enikku enthu tharum
Tintumon: njan ninakku oru unthu tharam.


Tintumon Tuttumonod:
Enikk ninne kanumbol 3 English words orma varunnu.
Tuttumon: what r dey?
Tintumon:
1) Waves
2) Net
3) Fire

Manassilayille
Waves– Ala
Net–Vala
Fire– Thee

“”ALAVALAATHI”


Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

Teacher:”sneham kondanu njan ninne thallunnathu ketto…”
Tintu Mon:”enikku teacherodu athiyaya sneham undu…pakshe athonnu prakadippikkan chance kittunnillallo ennalochikkumpozha sangadam…”

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Tintumon cricket kaanan poyi.. avide tintumon te aduthu kavilil indian flag nte sticker otticha oru penkutti vannirunnu tintu mon pinne onnum alojichilla odipoyi a penkuttidee kavilile stickeril oru umma koduthu ennitttu paranju “I LOVE MY COUNTRY…