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Understand Women
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded, and in a booming voice the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me, I will grant you one wish".
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormity of the undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it will take! It will nearly exhaust all the natural resources. It is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly hings. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and
glorify me".
The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. How she
feels inside, what she's thinking when she's silent? Why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how to make her truly happy".
The Lord replied, "You want four lanes or six on that bridge?
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[b]Interesting one liners!!![b]
Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Ø Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.
Ø The road to success is always under construction.
Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!
Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.
Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ø Born free; Taxed to death.
Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film.
Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray
and the blinking red light.
Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.
Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the other three, he was the genius.
Ø The trouble with being punctual is that there's no one there to
appreciate it.
Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?
Ø If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll
believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been
painted, he has to touch it to be sure.
Ø Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!
Ø If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Ø It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
Ø I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Ø Someday is not a day of the week
Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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good one, it is impassibleto understanda women
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toooooo gud jokes and on liners
and really its difficult to understand a woman
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It is difficult to understand a women. Is it always true?
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Great joke.Ois really difficult to undertsand a gals mind
Sorry
Its impossible to understand her mind :(
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one line jokes were very good thanks for sharing it dude
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r0x0t0
A man maked an announcement in the paper:
"Wife wanted!"
The next day he recieved hundreds of letters..all sayng the same thing:
"You can have mine!"
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r0x0t0
Women are like cofee: if you consume it...take another cup!
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the first one is repost.
the second one is good.
keep posting r0x0t0.
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