Priest Jokes ---- Have lot of fun ---- (A)

[jp_10006]

Almonds

A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one of his elderly parishoners, Mrs Smith. He rings the door bell and Mrs Smith appears.

"Good Day Mrs Smith. I just thought I would drop by and see how your are doing" The woman says, "Oh just fine Father, come on in and we’ll have some tea."

While sitting a the coffee table, the priest notices a bowl of almonds on the table. "Mind if I have one?", the priest says.

"Not at all, have as many as you like".

After a few hours the priest looks at his watch and alarmed at how long he has been visting says to Mrs Smith, "Oh my goodness, look at the time. I must be going. Oh but dear me I have eaten all your alomonds. I’ll have to replace them next time I visit."

To which Mrs Smith replied, "Oh don’t bother Father. Ever since I lost all my teeth, it’s all I can do just to lick the chocolate off them."

[jp_10006]

Afterlife

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you’re lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow."

The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I’d like to hear them say, ’Look, he’s moving!’"

[jp_10006]

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[Guttu]

wowwwwwwwwww
6 pages jokes in 1 day
I jus read 2-3 on first page
Will read in free time

BTW jus a request
plz change ur signature dude
or atleast reduce its size
its too big

[jp_10006]

jus a request
plz change ur signature dude
or atleast reduce its size
its too big

yeah...
changed my signature..........

is it ok now??

well,howz the signature?

[8th family]

In fact, I am a Chinese, my English is poor.

[8th family]

I very like English songs, would sombody provide some good classical Oscar's for me ?

[Guttu]

@jp_10006
the signature u now hav takes more time to load
earlier picture was small in filesize but was big in resolution
here its ulta filesize large
If I dint had 56K, I never had complained about signatures
wud b gud if it is reduced to 30-35k

thnx for changin signature