turn around!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dumd blonde joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**savicool** · 03-31-2006, 09:22 AM

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him.

the big guy sees the little guy staring at him , looks down and says:
7 ft tall, 350 lbs 20" private, 3 lb left nut, same for right, Turner Brown.

The white guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy gets a bit concerned and leans down and shakes him a bit and says you OK?? whets wrong??

The little guy said faintly "what did you just say"?

The big guy said" i saw your curious look and thought I'd just give you a few answers to questions people always ask me like I'm 7" tall, weigh 350lb, have a 20" cock, 3lb left ball, 3 lb right ball and my name is Turner Brown

Turner Brown??? For fucks sake i thought you said turn around!!!!

**Guttu** · 04-01-2006, 05:29 AM

dats a repost dude
I've read this here only

No probs
update some new ones

**ftvfatboy** · 04-01-2006, 06:15 AM

savi cool ur jokes coooooooooool as ur avatar

**tuluvaguy** · 04-01-2006, 10:58 AM

Neways good joke dude
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**rhnchek** · 04-02-2006, 04:50 PM

very nice jokes guys keep on...

**savicool** · 04-04-2006, 04:52 PM

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

Blondie counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "I'm 22."

The interviewer tries another straight forward question to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "I'm five foot two inches tall!"

The interviewer goes for and easy question, something that she won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "To confirm the information in our records is correct, can you tell us your name please?"

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for a few seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, then says, " My name is Jenny!"

The interviewer is dumbfounded. He asks, "What was that you were saying to yourself when asked for your name?"

"Oh, that! I was running through that song..." replies the blonde, bobbing her head from side to side again, and recites aloud "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."