Materialistic Lawyer ** Updated with new jokes **

**holisticpets** · 06-25-2006, 03:22 AM

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WILLIE: Me!

**holisticpets** · 06-25-2006, 03:23 AM

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

**holisticpets** · 06-25-2006, 03:24 AM

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

**holisticpets** · 06-25-2006, 03:26 AM

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

**holisticpets** · 06-25-2006, 03:27 AM

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

JOHNNY: "Because George still had the axe in his hand"

**holisticpets** · 06-25-2006, 03:28 AM

TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

**holisticpets** · 06-25-2006, 03:28 AM

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

**holisticpets** · 06-25-2006, 03:29 AM

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PUPIL: A teacher.

**jeromechia** · 06-26-2006, 04:39 AM

this is cool..can i post some of this jokes in my blog?i will credit them..you are a great joker holisceptic:)

**holisticpets** · 06-26-2006, 04:45 AM

Actually these jokes are not originated by me. I got some through websites and some through emails. So please don't give me any credits for these jokes. I am just sharing what I find to be interesting with all the members in Bizhat.com.

Cheers!