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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2005

    Default Dearest,

    You are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love) and also my AIWA(PURE PASSION). I always BPL (Believe in best) and you are SANSUI (Better than best). You are MC DOWEL'S (Mera number one) love LA O PALA(Made for one). I believe in FRESHIYA (Gorepan se jyade khoobsurti ka wada) and you are one of the most Beautiful in this world ! think of you day and night when you give me one and only Smile you are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a Million of smile per day) for me. This is COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) feeling for me.
    I would like, you should be my life partner I think you are worry abut your Father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The unshakeable) and also think of my Father who is CEAT (Born tough) but don't worry I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATOR (The coolest one) If they will say no we will run away and marry and PHILIPS(Lets make things better) They will feel MIRINDA (Jor ka jatka dhire se laghe) and we Coca Cola (Jo chahe ho Jaye Coca cola enjoy)
    Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) those who love each other. And we are Wills (Made for each Other). After some time our love will be SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Invited by all) We are HERO HONDA (Leading the way) of our love life. Then our life is BOLERO (Beak free).
    Now HUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (The real taste of life) SATYAM ON LINE (Fun fast easy) , PARX (always comfortable) and also AMUL (The real taste of India) for me life is HOME TRADE (Life means more) So never forget me.

    OK bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (Ye dil mange More)

    [Digitally yours]

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2005

    Default IT Jokes

    After signs of recession and slow down in IT industry,
    the companies have redefined themselves as...

    WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
    HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
    TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
    C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
    HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and
    BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds
    IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
    SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
    PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

    HP: Hen Pecked
    AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible
    CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
    DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers
    BFL: Brainwash First, and Let them go
    DELL: Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster
    TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
    PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India
    PCL: Poor Computers Ltd
    SPARC: Simply Poor And Redundant Computers
    SUN: Surely Useless Novelties
    CRAY: Cry Repeatedly After an Year
    TUL: Troubles Un Limited
    CTS: Coffee, Tea and Snacks
    ICIM: Impossible Computers In Maintenance
    BPL: Below Poverty Line
    NIIT: Not Interested in IT
    MBT: Monkey & Buffalo team


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