Dearest,

[keralacm]

Dearest,
You are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love) and also my AIWA(PURE PASSION). I always BPL (Believe in best) and you are SANSUI (Better than best). You are MC DOWEL'S (Mera number one) love LA O PALA(Made for one). I believe in FRESHIYA (Gorepan se jyade khoobsurti ka wada) and you are one of the most Beautiful in this world ! think of you day and night when you give me one and only Smile you are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a Million of smile per day) for me. This is COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) feeling for me.
I would like, you should be my life partner I think you are worry abut your Father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The unshakeable) and also think of my Father who is CEAT (Born tough) but don't worry I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATOR (The coolest one) If they will say no we will run away and marry and PHILIPS(Lets make things better) They will feel MIRINDA (Jor ka jatka dhire se laghe) and we Coca Cola (Jo chahe ho Jaye Coca cola enjoy)
Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) those who love each other. And we are Wills (Made for each Other). After some time our love will be SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Invited by all) We are HERO HONDA (Leading the way) of our love life. Then our life is BOLERO (Beak free).
Now HUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (The real taste of life) SATYAM ON LINE (Fun fast easy) , PARX (always comfortable) and also AMUL (The real taste of India) for me life is HOME TRADE (Life means more) So never forget me.

OK bye! I wrote little but PEPSI (Ye dil mange More)

LG
[Digitally yours]

[keralacm]

After signs of recession and slow down in IT industry,
the companies have redefined themselves as...

WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and
Sleeping
BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds
IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

HP: Hen Pecked
AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible
CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers
BFL: Brainwash First, and Let them go
DELL: Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster
TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India
PCL: Poor Computers Ltd
SPARC: Simply Poor And Redundant Computers
SUN: Surely Useless Novelties
CRAY: Cry Repeatedly After an Year
TUL: Troubles Un Limited
CTS: Coffee, Tea and Snacks
ICIM: Impossible Computers In Maintenance
BPL: Below Poverty Line
NIIT: Not Interested in IT
MBT: Monkey & Buffalo team