Windows XP in Malayalam

**keralacm** · 04-30-2006, 10:48 AM

Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to
release a windows version in Malayalam. Here are some Windows related terms that are proposed to be used in the Malayalam version of
.........Janalukal XP ( Windows XP ):
1.Phayal = File
2.Rakshikkooo = Save
3.Ingine Rakshikkooo = Save as
4.Ellarem Rakshikkooo= Save All
5.Enne Rakshikkooo = Help
6.Thappoo = Find
7.Pinnem Thappoo = Find Again
8.Maroo = Move
9.Ezhuthu = Mail
10.Ezhuthukaran = Mailer
11.Aduthu Vannu Nokkoo= Zoom
12.Doore Ninnu Nokkoo= Zoom Out
13.Thurakkoo = Open
14.Adakkoo = Close
15.Puthan = New
16.Pazhanjan = Old
17.Mattadey = Replace
18.Odedey= Run
19.Achadikkoo = Print
20.Nokki Achadikkoo = Print Preview
21.Thundu Nokki Ezhuthu =Copy
22.Murikkoo = Cut
23.Ottikkoo = Paste
24. Prathyekam Ottikkoo= Paste Special
25.Eduthu kalayedey = Delete
26.Kazhcha = View
27.Aayudhangal = Tools
28.Aayudhangalde (Videsha Madhyam)Shaap = Toolbar
29.Viricha Paaya= Spreadsheet
30.Vittu Pidi = Exit
31.Maram = Tree
32.Vannamarthoo = Compress
33.Mooshikan = mouse
34.Tik Cheyyoo = Click
35.Tik Tik Cheyyoo = Double Click
36.Munnottu - Forward
37. Scroll (Videsha Madhyam)Shaap = Scrollbar

1. MICROSOFT WINDOWS 2000 - Athisookhshma
> Minusam(microsoft)
Janalukal (windows) Lakkam (version)
Randayiram (2000)"
2. Double Click with the left mouse button
Mooshikante edathey chevi pidichu randu pottikkal
> kodukku

3. GPF(GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT) -
Sarvasadharana samrakshanathinu kozhappam
4. 'This program has performed an illegal
operation
* "Abort, Retry or Ignore" ? "Ee paripadi
> niyamavirudha
karyangalil earpettoo
Vittupidi(abort),
Kurachu menakkedu(athrakku sukhikkanda)(retry),
Mindeeyanda(Ignore)"
5. MS POWERPOINT - Athisookhshma Minusam
> Shakthibindhu
6. MS WORD 6 - Athisookhshma Minusam Vaakku Aaru

7. ACCESS - Praveshanumathi
8. FOXPRO - Kurukkavidhwan
9. VISUAL C++ - Kazhchayil C Irattiyadhikam
10. OFFICE 2000 - Jolisthalam randayiram
11. Internet Explorer - Korthu-vala Thorappan
12. Lotus Notes - Thamara Thaalukal
13. ACCESS DENIED - Praveshanam Nishiddham

**keralacm** · 04-30-2006, 10:49 AM

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the
traffic built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so
fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a
day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got
to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing
all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

"I don't care," said Farmer John. "Just do something about these crazy
drivers!"

So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that
said
SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING.

Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to
do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to
make them go even faster."

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a
new sign:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY. But that sped them up even more!

So Farmer John kept calling, and the sheriff kept changing the signs.

Finally, Farmer John said to the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good.
Can I put up my own sign?"

The sheriff was ready to let Farmer John do just about anything in order
to get him to stop calling every day. He said, "Sure thing, put up your
own sign."

And after that, the sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.

Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided
to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers? Did
you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've
got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself "I'd better
go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that
WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the
moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

NUDIST COLONY
*** Go slow and watch out for the chicks ***