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Here's one of my favourate, hope all of
you will like it.

One of my friend is just addicted to a
particular flim. He will not miss a
single show everyday when the flim is
being shown in the city hall.

The other day we went together to see
the movie, I was just curious to know
what's special in the flim.

It was just like any other hindi masala
moviee, well there was part in the movie
where my friend was looking at his watch
after every 10 second.

What was shown on the screen was- the
girls from the village were on the pond to
take a bath. They were just putting off there
dress.

Suddenly we could see a goods train running
in, there was lots of dust here and there.
After some time the train was gone. The girls
were also starting to go back to there village.

When we came out of the hall I asked my
friend what's so specisl about the flim, why
were you looking into your watch before the
train was comming.

He said " nothing special yaar, I was looking
at the watch because I was sure some day
or the other the train will be late and I could
see what the girls were doing because of this
train I could't see anything. I hope the next
day it will come late".

Keep smiling
Amitabh

[samnav]

your jokes was good but long narration keep it up

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A friend of mine bought a new Ford and was out
on the expressway for a nice evening drive. The
breeze was blowing through what was left of his
hair, and he decided to get into top gear.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly
heard police siren coming from behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Ford," he thought
to himself and increased the speed.

The needle hit 90, 100... Then the reality of the
situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought,
and stopped the car.

The cop came up to him, took his license without
a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a
long day, this is the end of my shift . I don't want
to do more paperwork, so if you can give me an
excuse for your driving that I haven't heard
before, you can go."

My friend thought for a second and said, "Last week
my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were
trying to give her back!"

"Have a nice time," said the cop and left.

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When Ravi and Geeta first got married,
Ravi said, "I am putting a box under our
bed. You must promise never to look in it."

In all their 25 years of marriage, Geeta
never looked.However, on the evening
of their 25th anniversary, curiosity got
the better of her and she lifted the lid
and peeked inside.

In the box there were 3 empty wine bottles
and Rs 800 in cash.

After dinner, Geeta could no longer contain
her guilt and she confessed, saying, "I am
so sorry. For all these years I kept my
promise and never looked in the box under
our bed. However, today the temptation was
too much and I gave in.

But now I need to know why do you keep
the empty cans in the box?"

Ravi thought for a while and said, "I guess
that after all these years you deserve to
know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful
to you, I put an empty wine bottle in the
box under the bed to remind myself not to
do it again."

Geeta was shocked, but said, "I am very
disappointed and saddened, but I guess
after all those years away from home on
the road, temptation does happen and
I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering
the number of years we've been together."

They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later, Geeta asked Ravi,
"So why do you have all that money in the box?"

Ravi answered, "Well, whenever the box
filled up with empty bottles, I took them
to the Raddiwala (agent of recycling plants)
and redeemed them for cash."

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1)"My wife doesn't understand me."
Really means...
"She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

2) "It would take too long to explain."
Really means...
"I have no idea how it works."

3) "That's women's work."
Really means...
"It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

4) "It's a guy thing."
Really means...
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

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When I was much younger I hated going to wedding parties.
It seemed that all my aunts, uncles , grandfather and
grandmotherly types used to come up to me pulled my cheek
and hugged me , telling You are next.

You know they stopped saying so after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[http://neerajsingh.bizhat]

That's cools and all are quite new kind of jokes.. liked all of them.

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Thank's neeraj, one more for all of you
to enjoy.

French Computers

A language instructor was explaining to her
class that in French, nouns unlike their English
counterparts, are grammatically designated as
masculine or feminine.

"'House,' in French, is feminine - 'la maison'
and 'Pencil,' in French, is masculine 'le crayon.'"

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is
'computer'?"

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't
in her French dictionary.
So for fun she split the class into two groups
appropriately enough, by gender and asked
them to decide whether 'computer' should be a
masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were
required to give four reasons for their
recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should
definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computer'),
because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal
logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with
other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term
memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories
for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers
should be masculine ('le computer'), because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half
the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd
waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

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Gender roles

A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait
several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then
that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind
their husbands.

She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the
men now walked several yards behind their wives.

She approached one of the women for an explanation.
"This is marvelous," said the journalist. "What enabled
women here to achieve this reversal of roles?"

To which the Kuwaiti woman replied: "Land mines."

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Name change-

3 Chinese friends, Bu, Cu and Fu went to America.
They decided to americanize their names.
Bu became Buck, Cu became Chuck and Fu went
back to China.