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  1. #1
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    May 2006

    Default Joke store, regular update(only HEHEHE...)

    Here's one of my favourate, hope all of
    you will like it.

    One of my friend is just addicted to a
    particular flim. He will not miss a
    single show everyday when the flim is
    being shown in the city hall.

    The other day we went together to see
    the movie, I was just curious to know
    what's special in the flim.

    It was just like any other hindi masala
    moviee, well there was part in the movie
    where my friend was looking at his watch
    after every 10 second.

    What was shown on the screen was- the
    girls from the village were on the pond to
    take a bath. They were just putting off there

    Suddenly we could see a goods train running
    in, there was lots of dust here and there.
    After some time the train was gone. The girls
    were also starting to go back to there village.

    When we came out of the hall I asked my
    friend what's so specisl about the flim, why
    were you looking into your watch before the
    train was comming.

    He said " nothing special yaar, I was looking
    at the watch because I was sure some day
    or the other the train will be late and I could
    see what the girls were doing because of this
    train I could't see anything. I hope the next
    day it will come late".

    Keep smiling

  2. #2
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    May 2006


    your jokes was good but long narration keep it up

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    May 2006

    Default Excuses, excuses

    A friend of mine bought a new Ford and was out
    on the expressway for a nice evening drive. The
    breeze was blowing through what was left of his
    hair, and he decided to get into top gear.

    As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly
    heard police siren coming from behind him.
    "There's no way they can catch a Ford," he thought
    to himself and increased the speed.

    The needle hit 90, 100... Then the reality of the
    situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought,
    and stopped the car.

    The cop came up to him, took his license without
    a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a
    long day, this is the end of my shift . I don't want
    to do more paperwork, so if you can give me an
    excuse for your driving that I haven't heard
    before, you can go."

    My friend thought for a second and said, "Last week
    my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were
    trying to give her back!"

    "Have a nice time," said the cop and left.

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    May 2006

    Default Happy Anniversary

    When Ravi and Geeta first got married,
    Ravi said, "I am putting a box under our
    bed. You must promise never to look in it."

    In all their 25 years of marriage, Geeta
    never looked.However, on the evening
    of their 25th anniversary, curiosity got
    the better of her and she lifted the lid
    and peeked inside.

    In the box there were 3 empty wine bottles
    and Rs 800 in cash.

    After dinner, Geeta could no longer contain
    her guilt and she confessed, saying, "I am
    so sorry. For all these years I kept my
    promise and never looked in the box under
    our bed. However, today the temptation was
    too much and I gave in.

    But now I need to know why do you keep
    the empty cans in the box?"

    Ravi thought for a while and said, "I guess
    that after all these years you deserve to
    know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful
    to you, I put an empty wine bottle in the
    box under the bed to remind myself not to
    do it again."

    Geeta was shocked, but said, "I am very
    disappointed and saddened, but I guess
    after all those years away from home on
    the road, temptation does happen and
    I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering
    the number of years we've been together."

    They hugged and made their peace.

    A little while later, Geeta asked Ravi,
    "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

    Ravi answered, "Well, whenever the box
    filled up with empty bottles, I took them
    to the Raddiwala (agent of recycling plants)
    and redeemed them for cash."

  5. #5
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    May 2006

    Default Simple Meanings To What Men Really Mean.

    1)"My wife doesn't understand me."
    Really means...
    "She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

    2) "It would take too long to explain."
    Really means...
    "I have no idea how it works."

    3) "That's women's work."
    Really means...
    "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

    4) "It's a guy thing."
    Really means...
    "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

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    May 2006

    Default You are next

    When I was much younger I hated going to wedding parties.
    It seemed that all my aunts, uncles , grandfather and
    grandmotherly types used to come up to me pulled my cheek
    and hugged me , telling You are next.

    You know they stopped saying so after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

  7. #7
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    Aug 2005


    That's cools and all are quite new kind of jokes.. liked all of them.

  8. #8
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    May 2006

    Default French Computers

    Thank's neeraj, one more for all of you
    to enjoy.

    French Computers

    A language instructor was explaining to her
    class that in French, nouns unlike their English
    counterparts, are grammatically designated as
    masculine or feminine.

    "'House,' in French, is feminine - 'la maison'
    and 'Pencil,' in French, is masculine 'le crayon.'"

    One puzzled student asked, "What gender is

    The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't
    in her French dictionary.
    So for fun she split the class into two groups
    appropriately enough, by gender and asked
    them to decide whether 'computer' should be a
    masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were
    required to give four reasons for their

    The men's group decided that computers should
    definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computer'),
    1. No one but their creator understands their internal

    2. The native language they use to communicate with
    other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term
    memory for possible later retrieval; and
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
    yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories
    for it.
    The women's group, however, concluded that computers
    should be masculine ('le computer'), because:

    1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;
    2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless;
    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half
    the time they ARE the problem; and
    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd
    waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

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    May 2006

    Default Gender roles

    Gender roles

    A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait
    several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then
    that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind
    their husbands.

    She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the
    men now walked several yards behind their wives.

    She approached one of the women for an explanation.
    "This is marvelous," said the journalist. "What enabled
    women here to achieve this reversal of roles?"

    To which the Kuwaiti woman replied: "Land mines."

  10. #10
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    May 2006

    Default Name change

    Name change-

    3 Chinese friends, Bu, Cu and Fu went to America.
    They decided to americanize their names.
    Bu became Buck, Cu became Chuck and Fu went
    back to China.


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