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07-12-2006, 02:49 PM
#101
HOW DO YOU DISTINGUISH A SOFTWARE-PRO FROM A NON-SOFTWARE GUY ???
how crazy software engineers gradually become
(the last one's best.. thank God it doesn't happen in a real world)
A Non-Software guy thinks there are 1000 bytes in a
kilobyte.
A Software-guy is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a
kilometer.
/************************************************** **********
Non-Software guy : Hey.. I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Software-guy : public, private, friendly or protected ?
/************************************************** **********
Non-Software guy : Hey.. My submarine isn't sinking in water!!
What could be wrong?
Software-guy : may be u have used float instead of double in the
software.
/************************************************** **********
Non-Software guy : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to
me
is a software engineer...
PM : how do you say that?
Non-Software guy : he asked my physical address instead of my home
address!
/************************************************** **********
And here's THE BEST !
Non-Software guy : Hey Bill, Can you do me a favor? Plz pass on these
10,000 dollars to John..?
Software-guy : Ohh.. Sure.. Why not? Should i pass by value or by
reference
???
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08-11-2006, 07:57 PM
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