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[tuluvaguy]

HOW DO YOU DISTINGUISH A SOFTWARE-PRO FROM A NON-SOFTWARE GUY ???

how crazy software engineers gradually become
(the last one's best.. thank God it doesn't happen in a real world)


A Non-Software guy thinks there are 1000 bytes in a
kilobyte.
A Software-guy is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a
kilometer.


/************************************************** **********

Non-Software guy : Hey.. I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Software-guy : public, private, friendly or protected ?

/************************************************** **********

Non-Software guy : Hey.. My submarine isn't sinking in water!!
What could be wrong?
Software-guy : may be u have used float instead of double in the
software.

/************************************************** **********

Non-Software guy : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to
me
is a software engineer...
PM : how do you say that?
Non-Software guy : he asked my physical address instead of my home
address!

/************************************************** **********

And here's THE BEST !


Non-Software guy : Hey Bill, Can you do me a favor? Plz pass on these
10,000 dollars to John..?

Software-guy : Ohh.. Sure.. Why not? Should i pass by value or by
reference
???

[joynow]

Toooooo good man!!!