some more jokes

[dsmm]

Manager of a big company gets 700 resumes of people who want to work for him.
The manager told to his secretary: "take the top 30, invite them for interview, and throw the rest to the garbage"
The secretary was astounded. She said: "have you lost your mind? You want me to throw 670 resumes. My in there will find the good ones"
The manager said: "maybe, but I don't need people without luck..."
************************************************** *********:!: Q: Why men do farts more than women?
A: Because women don’t shut up there mouth to gain enough pressure.
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A man goes to the front row in the bank a yell to the clerk: "open me an account be#$%!"
The clerk said:" watch your language sir. If you calling me like that again I'll have to call the manager".
The man said:" what didn't you understand, open me an account be#$%!"
The clerk goes and coming back after 5 minutes with the manager.
."What is the matter" asked the manager
The man answer:" I won the lottery and I want to open an account here.
The manager answer:" and the be#$%! Doesn't want to open you?!

[btgraphics]

Artificial intelligence is now match for natural stupidity.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.

Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get stuck in jet planes.

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing it wrong fourteen times gets you job security.

The snooze button is a poor excuse for no alarm clock at all.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what's going on.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes CLEARLY to the bone.

If you're feeling good, worry not, for this too shall pass.

Whoever heard of warm, soft cash?

Where in the Humpty Dumpty song does it say he's an egg?

The person who spends all of today bragging about what they are going to accomplish tomorrow, probably did the same thing yesterday[/b]

[dsmm]

it's not really a jokes but great sentences! thanks.

[lordofmisrules]

hmmm....i think dese r not jokes r dey?

[dsmm]

mine r. but the ones of "btgraphics"
i think not.

[livemail]

where the sick horse goes? to the horsepital... :P junk joke ! haeuhae

[Virtual-Rides]

yeah that is a crap joke lol

[dsmm]

at least he's trying.

[dsmm]

lol :)
i've got another joke: a girl sits next to her father and talks on the phone. after an hour she hung up.
her father was surprised: "what's the matter, r u sick? usually u speaks 2 hours on the phone"
the girl answered:"yes..i know..i called a wrong number"!

[ftvfatboy]

dsmm the first joke collection is fine and i like the bank one
good work
keep it up